US border agents found with huge stockpile of bagpipes

pipes|drums has learned that agents with the US Fish & Wildlife Service have collected a huge stockpile of Highland bagpipes adorned with contraband ivory at the Queenston Bridge crossing in Buffalo, New York.

What’s more, the agents hold an annual burning ritual where they throw all of the instruments on a pile, douse them with gasoline, and set it aflame, all the time dancing around the burning pyre chanting filthy songs dressed only in their uniform socks.

A massive crowd of Buffalonians with nothing better to do gathered to watch the bagpipe burning ceremony.