The 2014 Raspberry Awards

The His Father’s Lament for His Empty Sporran Award

Dues and fees for many associations around the world are out of control and Harry doesn’t know why. Is prize money better? No. Has stewarding improved? Nope. Are members getting state-of-the-art communication? Na. I’m left wondering why more, more, more money is needed for same, same, same. “Wanted: youngsters who want to learn pipes or drums. Please bring a giant wad of cash and a letter from your parents’ bank manager.” We deserve an explanation.

The “Wow, I Didn’t See That Coming!” Award II

This award is consistent with 2013, 2012, 2011, 2010, 2009 . . . where the cameras and media rushed to the winning band at the World’s before the result was actually announced, killing the moment for those there. The RSPBA needs to do a little research here. There must be a way to tee things up without spilling the beans so profoundly before the announcement. Besides, I’m sure the winners will gladly re-enact their jubilation for any photogs who missed the shot, as they do already throughout the evening. “Awright, lads and ladies, big celebration on three. One, two . . .”