Going loopy

Mr. Style Guy, sir:

I was reading an idiotic debate about the belt-loops on the back of their kilt and whether they should be used and, if so, what should go through them. A lot of no-nothing numpties were giving their “expert” opinions.

You’re the expert, so what’s your final answer?

Sincerely,

Loopy in Seattle

I shall now be the final word on this matter: the loops at the back of the kilt are there to be used. Your sporran strap should go through them, as should your waist-belt, should you be wearing one (at times when you’re wearing a waistcoat/vest, of course). The loops should be wide enough to accommodate these accessories, and by threading them through, everything is kept in neat order.

One of the very worst looks is a waist-belt that isn’t put through the kilt’s belt-loops, only to have it slide up and – heavens – over the top of the kilt. The results in a horrifying gap exposing shirt between the kilt and the belt, making my gorge rise to no end.

Always, but always, use your belt-loops. That’s why they are called belt-loops.